Bamboo Makes Everybody Cheer!
"What we do with an ol' bamboo makes everybody cheer!" - Dick Van Dyke, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
If you'd like to buy bamboo plants that should never be planted near data centers, here are a few online suppliers:
Plus you can often find it at local garden centers or even find it at Lowes Home Improvement and Home Depot.
If you already have some bamboo, you can divide it and transplant some to a new location:
How to Divide and Transplant Bamboo
You should also probably not plant bamboo where it could grow and block Flock cameras and government-owned surveillance devices. That would be wrong, wouldn't it?
It would also be wrong to plant Kudzu or Giant Hogweed. You definitely don't want to do that. Kudzu is infamous for its rapid growth and ability to smother everything in its path. It can grow a foot a day, covering trees, power lines, and buildings. Giant Hogweed is not only invasive but also poses a health hazard. Its sap can cause severe skin burns. Removal requires protective clothing and careful handling. Who knew gardening could be dangerous?
"When the world wearies and society fails to satisfy, there is always the garden." -- Minnie Aumonier
